That feeling when you get a cool idea for a drawing and you get super hyped up
And then remember that you can’t draw for shit
That feeling when you get a cool idea for a drawing and you get super hyped up
And then remember that you can’t draw for shit
No matter how synchronized synchronized swimmers are, they’ll never be as synchronized as someone that keeps unlocking the car door for you to get in and you keep pulling the handle at the same time.
Some bitch: Hey, did you know that salty food actually makes your period worse?
Me, eating my 76th French fry: thanks JANET but I’m pretty fucking sure it’s the only thing keeping me from mass murder so shut the fuck up thanks
I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place
this is the type of positivity i need.
I just want a girlfriend who I can snuggle with and steal kisses from, and we can stargaze at night and go on 2am adventures and go on dates and I can hold your hand or we can have 3 hour long Skype calls and phone calls and we can write letters to each other and we can just be cute together. I want this so bad.
Hufflepuff: if you kill someone in the living room is it still ok to call it the living room?
Slytherin: no. go to sleep
Hufflepuff: who delivers the mailman’s mail?
Slytherin: I love you and all but go to sleep please
Hufflepuff:….
Slytherin:……
Hufflepuff: if a kid is bad and wants coal what does Santa do?
Slytherin: if I didn’t love you I’d kill you.
Slytherin #1: Rules are made to be broken.
Ravenclaw: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Slytherin #1: Um, Piñatas.
Slytherin #2: Glow sticks.
Slytherin #1: Karate boards.
Slytherin #2: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Ravenclaw: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
Slytherin: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.
my brother’s cat was pregnant when he left for christmas break & this is what he came home to
of note: my brother was always indifferent to cats, but queens has a lot of strays and one took to huddling up on his windowsill at night. he started feeding her, then started letting her in when she was cold, and now she’s his baby and he’s got 7 kittens running around his apartment. iconic.
LOOK AT THEIR BIG EYES. FOURTEEN BIG INNOCENT EYES.
When the little faces start peeking out at him, I imagine the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy starting up.
